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So I'm over at Defamer and I see this entry: True story: Once upon a time Hallmark created Valentine's Day so they could sell more cards. Then people started hating Valentine's Day, so card companies turned around and started selling millions of Anti-Valentine's Day cards. This worked because corporations are very smart and people are very stupid....You want to know how handle Valentine's Day if you're single? Here's how. You mope your way into a bar and get blisteringly drunk. Then you squint through the haze, stumble into someone suitably desperate, and go home for an evening of debauchery followed by a morning of self-loathing. That's how you do Valentine's Day if you're single. (bitter, much?) Anger toward the opposite sex or no, VD totally does stink. That's why I happen to love those anti-valentine's. Check out Ella's pick-up line cards (also I love their You Suck, but I won't link to that because the other cards in the expressions collections that are NSFW---though HILARIOUS) and for those of you who care to e-mail the very best, try online anti-valentine's greetings here. Pictured above: Happy Stinkentine's Day by Egg Press available here and My Boyfriend Sucks card here. E-mail entry: |
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